With report cards looming and a broken toe throbbing, I take advantage of any chance I can get to laugh. Tonight, I spewed food at dinner because my brother's concern over the pasta being whole wheat was apparently really funny...yes, long days with 1st graders just might be taking a toll on my sanity.
Jokes for the day:
-A man is in a club and he asks a girl to dance. "Would you like to dance?" She says, "No." He replies, "Sorry, you must have misheard me. I said 'You look fat in those pants'."
-Doctor: Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open? Patient: Yes. Doctor: So your asthma disappeared completely? Patient: No, but my watch, TV, iPod, and laptop have.
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