I did it.
I patiently waiting for my pears to ripen.
I did the grocery store marathon trying to find cheap port wine (doesn't exist).

I conquered the homemade gruyere crust.

I baked THE Pushing Daisies Pear Gruyere Pie.

Is it good? Couldn't tell ya.
I'm waiting (yes, more waiting) for a friend from Ventura to make the drive north tomorrow and THEN we will do the taste test.
Honestly, though, I am quite confident that it will be amazing. Just look at it. And look at the ingredients. You can't go wrong.
I just wish Ned, Olive, Chuck, and Emerson were around to try it...
I guess I'll just have to open my own Pie Hole.
Pear Gruyère Pie
Gruyère Pie Crust:
2 1/2 c. unbleached all-purpose flour
1 tsp salt
1 tbsp. sugar
20 tbsp. unsalted butter, cut into 1 in pieces
3 oz. Gruyère, grated finely
6 tbsp. ice water
Whisk together the flour, salt, sugar and grated gruyere in a large mixing bowl. Using a pastry blender, cut in butter. Sprinkle ice water over flour in increments of one tablespoon, toss with fork after each addition. When dough begins to clump together as you stir, form two equal balls of dough. Roll out the bottom crust, place in pie dish, pour pears over crust and top with top crust.
Spiced Poached Pear Pie Filling:
3 lbs. Bartlett pears
1/4 c. white sugar
3/4 c. port wine
1 1/2 c. water
2 tsp. cornstarch
2 tsp vanilla
1/4 tsp. nutmeg
1/4 tsp clove
1 cinnamon stick
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Add sugar, wine, water, vanilla, cinnamon stick, nutmeg and clove into a large stock pot or dutch oven. Bring to a boil. Put an empty medium bowl into the freezer to chill.
Peel and halve pears. Scoop the core and seeds out and then cut the halves in half. Once liquid mixture has come to a boil add cut pears. Simmer for about 20 minutes until the pears are tender.
Using a slotted spoon remove the pear quarters from the poaching liquid and put them into the chilled bowl. Return the poaching liquid to a boil and reduce until you have about 3/4 of a cup of syrup. Add 2 teaspoons of cornstarch to the syrup to thicken the syrup further.
Remove the pears from the chilled bowl layer them into the bottom of the pie. Pour the syrup on top of the pears and top with top crust, sealing edges.
Bake pie until the crust is golden and you can see the filling bubble up between the slits in the crust, about 30 to 40 minutes.